Sunday, September 12, 2010

An Open Letter to Cert



Our hearts are with you, Cert! Being dumped is never fun. We've all been there. One day you're on top of the world, enjoying a honey bender with your man, and the next day you discover he's Dlisted's Hot Slut of the Day. Sorry, girl. Know it hurts. Indulge in a mani/pedi and a stiff honeytini. Should Kaca fail to return, Dating Specialists is pleased to offer you a free copy of Being Ms. Right; guaranteed to help you find a sexy new honey who puts Kaca the slutty commitment phobe to shame.

Your friend,

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