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How to Get a Gay Male Friend (for Girls)

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Everywhere on TV you see them: fabulous, close gay male friends who support, amuse, and accompany their straight girlfriends everywhere. But how does a straight girl intrigue a gay man? How does she acquire the friendship? Read on.

Steps

1. First, you will need to meet gay men. Luckily, one in ten men are gay, so you have plenty of chances! Look around at work, at school... anywhere. If those outlets don't seem to work, grab some of your fabulous girlfriends and head to a gay bar for a night of dancing.
   
   
   

   2. Remember, gay men are people too. Don't act desperate to be friend. Be friendly, clever, attractive, and a real friend. If you want someone to be willing to listen to your boyfriend troubles, you have to be there for him too.

   3. Don't make assumptions about what a gay man is into just because they are gay. Get to know them as an individual and if you share interests, maybe you'll become friends.

   4. Don't assume your gay friend will want to do "girl things" with you. Gay men are still men. Don't talk about girly bodily functions or assume he wants to wear makeup or go shopping for fashionable clothes. It is not only a mistake, it's insulting.

   5. At the gay bar- don't be afraid to go out and dance! Just because they want to date men doesn't mean that gay men won't dance with a woman who knows how to have a good time. After the dance, strike up a conversation and grab a cocktail. Introduce your friends to each other.

   6. Never forget, a gay friend is NOT a boyfriend. You cannot change him, convert him, or (most of the time) make out with him. Getting your heart involved is dangerous- you will get hurt and it's not fair when you know he's gay from the beginning. He's not gay to hurt your feelings. It's just the way he is.

   7. Don't dump your gay friend just because you found a straight one. If you expect your friends to stick by you, they should still be your friends even when you're in a relationship and vice versa. And if your straight boyfriend gets jealous, think about whether he's right for you. Do you really want someone that possessive?

   Tips

• Techno or trance bars are often where one can find gay men. If you don't like these sort of clubs, you could join a gay straight alliance instead. Or, you could try "piano bars" if you are in New York or another major city.
• Be yourself. No one wants to be friends with a phony.
• For inspiration look at the long history of diva icons: Bette Davis, Tallulah Bankhead, Kathleen Turner, Paula Abdul etc. Being Britney Spears is cute, but it doesn't show your macho side. You'll need personality even more than looks if you're going to get a gay boy friend.

Warnings

• Do not fall in love. A gay boy friend is not waiting for the right girl. He likes boys. Deal with it.
• Don't forget to go to a straight bar occasionally. Gay friends are lovely, but they're no reason to give up on being a sexual creature yourself. Stay in the game.
• Gay men are NOT women. They are men, and will occasionally be just as confused by your girlish ways as any straight man.
• Don't forget that gay men are as diverse as all the men in the world. They come from every ethnic group, religion, and culture. Don't assume they are all the same, that they all love musical and watch project runway. Gay men run the gamut from stereotypical "queens" or "femmes" to very masculine guys that you might never think are gay -- but ARE. Most gay men are just average Joes like every other guy.
• Don't be hurt or offended or get nasty if some gay men seem unapproachable or even unfriendly. Remember, gay men are GAY and the point of going to gay bars is NOT to meet women or straight people -- it's to MEET OTHER GAY MEN. Some gay men, especially in the looser dance clubs or piano bars, may be perfectly willing to talk to you and be friends, but it is a bad mistake to try to insinuate yourself into an all-gay cruise bar or gay meat market -- strictly gay, strictly men -- where the whole point of those places is for men to connect with other men for dating or sex. These men are not sexist but from their point of view you will simply be unwelcome and taking up space, only serving to lessen the gay ambiance. Remember, you can also be "friends" with straight men as well.
• Like them for who they are. Don't just be their friends because they are gay. Remember that they are people first and don't befriend them just for their sexual orientation.
• Don't make comments or jokes about homosexuality with him. He might get angry and "gayly" flip out on you.                                                          

Wowwwww... "gayly" flip out on you, huh? Sounds hazardous. We don't necessarily agree with all those wikiHow points, but they're damn fun to read.

Three cheers for gay boyfriends!!! We love you, betches!

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